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Not a healer. Not a mage. Just two fists and your last braincell on cooldown.

She’s the gym bro’s waifu,
the simp’s final boss,
the bartender of your nightmares.

Don’t ask what’s in the drink—just take it.

Looks soft, hits harder than your childhood trauma.
She smiles, you respawn.

💖 Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.
🥊 She lifts, you cry
🍺 Drinks stronger than Cloud’s memory loss
🔥 Waifu built like a DLC mod
🎮 Simps never stood a chance