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flexing with this right now
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Clock hits 9AM.
Boss fight: your inbox.
HP: zero.
YOU DIED.
Not a game over screen — a lifestyle.
Every glance at your wrist = instant PTSD from that skeleton with a broken sword.
Bonfire’s cold, souls are gone, and HR just invaded your world.
This isn’t motivation. This is resignation, elegantly serif’d in blood red.
💀 Respawned at the office, still hollow inside
🔥 Boss fight vibes, payroll still undefeated
🕹️ “Try finger, but hole” energy on your wrist
⚔️ No bonfire in sight, only deadlines
☀️ Praise the Sun, ignore the rent
Not therapy. Not productivity.
Just a cursed reminder that life hits harder than Ornstein & Smough.