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flexing with this right now
Mario said fuck the princess.
Street-certified plumber running Tokyo at 3AM, zero chill mode activated.
That's not a mushroom high, that's pure unfiltered rage at minimum wage.
Bowser's shaking,
Luigi's crying,
Peach left on read.
This ain't your childhood—this is Mario's villain origin story.
Built different since 1985,
now with that "I'll fix your pipes AND your attitude" energy.
- 🍄 Mario but make it "I choose violence"
- 🔥 Tokyo drift energy, Mushroom Kingdom left on read
- 💀 "Built different" isn't a phase, mom
- 🎮 Childhood ruined successfully
- ⚡ Street certified since the 80s
When 'Let's-a-go' becomes 'Catch these hands'