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flexing with this right now
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Your childhood mascot got corrupted in the server room and now he’s running Windows 98 inside his brain.
Sponge.exe does not dream of Krabby Patties, only void.
Every tick of the watch feels like a laugh track echoing in the Mariana Trench.
Glitched bubbles rise, but they don’t pop—just loop forever.
This isn’t Bikini Bottom anymore, it’s Bikini Backrooms.
Sponge lost his outline, and time is just another fried hallucination.
🤖 Sponge.exe stopped responding
🌀 Who lives in a pineapple under your skin
🔥 Fry cook but make it cursed
💀 Nickelodeon after the patch update
⚡ Squarepants, round trauma