Making Apple Watches unhinged

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hit download & open in Watch app

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FAQ

What the hell is this?

Cursed watch faces featuring your digital obsessions that light up your Apple Watch screen.

No more boring default faces. Just pure unhinged energy on your wrist 24/7.

Your therapist will hate this fr fr.

How do I install this watch face?

Buy. Download. Install. Regret. It's literally that easy.

  1. Buy the face (impulse purchase encouraged)
  2. Download the .watchface to your iPhone
  3. Open with the "Watch" app
  4. Activate it. You're done. Welcome to the dark side.

Still confused? Watch this video →

When do I get my watch face?

Instantly after purchase + email backup. Check your downloads and inbox.


Pro tip: Use a real email, not that burner you use for OnlyFans trials.

Will it work with my Apple Watch?

If it's an Apple Watch, it works. Series 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, SE, Ultra - we got you.


These faces are compatible with EVERY model. No cap.

Can I customize this?

Hell yeah. Change the font, move the time around, swap the complications.


The iPhone gives you options - make it as chaotic or clean as your mental state requires.